May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[RosemaryBernabe]

Clostridium difficile!!! #Run4ya lives..

[Nurse2BeInGA]

The cafeteria never gives us any warning when they are serving beans.

[hilal nor]

OMG, someone help. Why not NPO? you sure you told them NOT to eat and drink?!!!. Suction please. Under anesthesia, this the result.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

I don't WANT to be slimed!!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Kid's Choice awards HERE? Well played Nickelodeon, well played.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Apparently, "make your own taco" night was not a brilliant idea!!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

This does not look good.

[Nurse2BeInGA]

Let this be a lesson to you. Always wear your PPE.

PPE, EPD, HAZMAT...Moral of the story: Know your acronyms.

[SummerGarden, BSN, MSN, RN]

Run faster! The nurses in the break room ate too much during Nurses Week!

[ToughingItOut]

Ceeeeeee-DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

[MarySueJ]

I told you I was a s**t magnet!!

[RNitis]

We should've referenced those material safety data sheets FIRST!!