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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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FranEMTnurse has 23 years experience as a CNA, LPN, EMT-I and specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

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How do you like the new rules administration now has about us wearing white? They say it looks more professional to the visitors and the patients. Next thing they will want us to wear those little hats that got so dirty all the time. I don't know what they will do for the male nursing staff though. Time will tell.

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jaelpn specializes in Skilled geriatric nursing care.

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Doctor, I notice your nose is a little longer today. Did you tell another patient, "This shouldn't hurt?"

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Ronald, can you cover me for an hour, I have a mammogram appt. today? Thank you!

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Do you know nclex is getting harder in april.....two year change ahhh

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i know obesity scale is growing in america........

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Keep calm and nurse on

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You are so intelligent why didn't you go to medical school? I am too smart to be a physician.Thats why i am a nurse.

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Be patient with patients who are not patient.

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About bed 4...the good news is it's not C Diff. The bad news is that you'll wish it was.

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Bob I told you already! This is the 10th time you have been here in the clinic this week. That the burning will stop, once you finish the antibiotic.

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"Tell me again how you went to school for 12 years and still don't know how to start an IV."

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