Last minute complaint

[pistolchick]

I just had a little girl in here, backpack on, "I don't feel well."

No temp, no nausea.

"Honey, aren't you going home RIGHT NOW?"

"Yes."

"Then I think your best bet is to go home."

[MrNurse(x2), ADN]

I found it! It's from the Wedding Singer

Love this!!!!

[pistolchick]

Love this!!!!

And now, you will find yourself thinking of this often.

[mc3, ASN, RN]

Follow up to this... this girl came back to the clinic 2 minutes later and said, "She told me to lie down." I didn't know who "she" was, but one of the office admins asked me to call her mother for pick up. I was a little annoyed, but found out later the girl reported to the bus driver that she was ALSO dizzy. That would have been an important detail to tell me.

Regardless, the mother didn't come pick her up until well after she would've already been home on the bus.

5 minutes before dismissal: "My boots are wet!"

Really?! I'll just toss them into my magical dryer and they'll be good as new before your bus gets here:rolleyes:

I want a magical dryer for my clinic!