Just In Time For St. Patrick's Day

[nurseygrrl, LPN]

Nursing Limericks!! :)

When the monitor showed runs of V-tach,

The nurse gave Joe's sternum a whack.

With a look of surprise,

Old Joe opened his eyes.

Then he said, "My, it's good to be back!"

:chuckle

Fred's catheter tubing hung down,

Off the bed, barely clearing the ground.

Then his nurse, Cindy-Lou,

Hooked the tube with her shoe.

Fred's yell was heard all over town!

:chuckle

Doctor's orders, concise and specific,

Written clearly, not one hieroglyphic,

Could be read with great ease.

All the nurses were pleased.

They all thought he was terrific ! !

But . . . .

When a doctor writes orders and notes

And you can't figure out what he wrote,

Just be very firm.

Confront the big worm

And shove each worthless page down his throat ! !

:chuckle

When a "sundowner's" tucked in for the night

Be sure that his posey's tied tight.

Or he'll wander around

Till he finally falls down

And an incident report you must write.

:chuckle

[sprtbikegrlsv65]

LOL...too funny! :)

[nekhismom]

very cute!!

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

Very good! Very funny!:chuckle

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Were you tapping your feet as you typed this? :chuckle Good one !

Can't wait to wear my green shamrock "boingies" headband to work next week ! :rotfl:

[Shapeless]

Excellent, wish I could make things up like that.

Most of my joke posts are ones that I've been sent by friends, always nice to share them.