July 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the July 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 10
      Early bird catches the worm.
    • 8
      Patiently waiting for the next case.
    • 6
      Morgan And Morgan. For The People.
    • 22
      Free consultation with every procedure!!
    • 25
      I said get the GURNEY, not the ATTORNEY!
    • 2
      Who says lawyers don't have a nose for business?
    • 7
      "Security to the OR please, Security to the OR, thank you"...
    • 15
      He really wanted to be a nurse but couldn't pass Anatomy and Physiology...

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Malpractice protection is such a big issue for nurses. I'm sure you already have caption ideas for this toon so let's start hearing them. Share them and YOU can win $100!!! It's so easy to win. Everyone can participate. Tell your friends and family to join the fun.

Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Update (Aug 3)

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations cardiacfreak. You won $100!(Aug 15)

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nurses Liability Insurance: Yes or No.

"Next in line!"

You really wanna take your chances with the young man that just went through those doors? Hint: they have the same nose as me. Abraham and Monfort associates, you're gonna wanna give us a call...

Online Surgery Lab Now in Session !

*Lawyer to patient going into OR*:

Without me here to protect you,these nurses and doctors would have just sent you back home with that tummy ache and told you to hydrate and rest. Thanks to me, they did a X-RAY followed by a CT which led to a MRI, all of which were negative. Now you you get to have an exploratory laporatomy. Lets just hope someone really messes up in there and we can get you the compensation and money you deserve!

"Again so soon?"

Specializes in SICU / NSICU.

It'll cost you an arm and a leg

"And so they thought that they decide on who weans.."

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

"Free consultation with every procedure!!"

You break, you buy!!!

Specializes in Pelvic Neuroscience and School Nursing.

"Would you like to hear about our lord and savior, the Almighty Dollar?"

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I wonder if my pockets are deep enough to collect from these lawsuits.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Hmmm, I wonder if I studied enough for this surgical procedure.

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