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by justme1972 justme1972 (Member)

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What did they call the medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class?

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ZASHAGALKA has 15 years experience as a RN and specializes in Critical Care.

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Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,

Timothy.

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Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,

Timothy.

So do 50% of all nurses, dentists, lawyers, teachers, etc.

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it takes more work to get to the bottom half of these than many other degrees

and some of the these keep learning after graduation and bcome proficiant and capable

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Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,

Timothy.

Uh...it was a new twist on an old joke.

I also think it's a statistical fact that all graduates graduate at the bottom half of their class....otherwise, there wouldn't be a "top half".

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2nyt has 4 years experience and specializes in surgical.

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The one who can eat up talking with dirty things:dncgbby:

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Indy has 5 years experience as a LPN, LVN and specializes in ICU, telemetry, LTAC.

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The one who can eat up talking with dirty things:dncgbby:

Please clarify...

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