Joke time (ease the pain of waiting)

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I took the RN local board in the Philippines last year. Together with me who took the exam was a family-friend and also our doctor. She asked me to phone her once I've seen the release of the list of passers. So one night I was browsing the internet - PRC website and INQ7 to look for RN passers when suddenly both publish the list. In short, I tried to look for my name and was filled with joy when I saw it. I remember the request of my friend so I look for her name also and saw it too.

So I phone her and told her "Doktora, nurse na po kayo!!!" (Doctor, you're now a nurse!!!")...... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

JOKETIME: A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted,Doctor,doctor, I can't feel my legs!

The doctor replied," I know you can't-I've cut off your arms!"

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akala ko ang joke don eh.."duktora, di po kayo nakapasa."

(i thought the joke was.. "doctor, you didn't pass.")

:chuckle

That's so funny! I had the same thing in mind!

:clown: :chuckle :chuckle :clown:

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[color=#333333]i came across this old post in another forum. it received a lot of replies but i cut it short since it's mostly in tagalog.

[color=#333333]it gave me a headache, but it also did give me a good laugh! read on.....

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[color=#333333]i'm a nurse and i work in the most reliable clinic. take note what i bring you a story. this afternoon i got have very sick patient who went to our clinic for check up? take note what we found out with this financially poor patient.his life is nearly being into danger and be burried by being a live man. december 15,2003 he was brought to the hospital by his only own self with a little bit conciousness and could manage to went to hospital to subject his self for cure ment of his stub wound and internal stomach organ been out from his stomach. when he is already arrive in the hospital he lost his conciousness and when he opened his eyes he were wondering and frightened where he is why? it is already dim in his sorrounding. he shouted and he said to the 2 men who brought to him there, that return me back!!!!!why are you bringing me here? take note what was that room so dim and dark??? it was a morgue. if he did not get his conciousness up! that nice good poor man will be alive embalm. see what is the situation it was all the fault of the doctors medical there why they did not make see to it of that man is still has life to survive or just already die. it wasn't because he is died and he is getting second life to be a live. it was a big fault of a doctor why they did not make see to it. just because they saw the man unconciously and have the internal organ out they thought it was died on arrival. see what i am trying to emphasize. god what if this will happen to us? what will you do? your soul will be not into peace.

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before: bs nursing was a pre-med course

now: med is a pre-nursing course

:)

how ironic...... :rotfl:

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Guys, I got this from a forwarded email... I just wanna share it with you...

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he

approached the desk, the Nurse Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing

the Doctor for today?

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The Nurse Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a

crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Nurse Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Nurse Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Nurse Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

:sofahider

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[color=#333333]i came across this old post in another forum. it received a lot of replies but i cut it short since it's mostly in tagalog.

[color=#333333]it gave me a headache, but it also did give me a good laugh! read on.....

[color=#333333]:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[color=#333333]i'm a nurse and i work in the most reliable clinic. take note what i bring you a story. this afternoon i got have very sick patient who went to our clinic for check up? take note what we found out with this financially poor patient.his life is nearly being into danger and be burried by being a live man. december 15,2003 he was brought to the hospital by his only own self with a little bit conciousness and could manage to went to hospital to subject his self for cure ment of his stub wound and internal stomach organ been out from his stomach. when he is already arrive in the hospital he lost his conciousness and when he opened his eyes he were wondering and frightened where he is why? it is already dim in his sorrounding. he shouted and he said to the 2 men who brought to him there, that return me back!!!!!why are you bringing me here? take note what was that room so dim and dark??? it was a morgue. if he did not get his conciousness up! that nice good poor man will be alive embalm. see what is the situation it was all the fault of the doctors medical there why they did not make see to it of that man is still has life to survive or just already die. it wasn't because he is died and he is getting second life to be a live. it was a big fault of a doctor why they did not make see to it. just because they saw the man unconciously and have the internal organ out they thought it was died on arrival. see what i am trying to emphasize. god what if this will happen to us? what will you do? your soul will be not into peace.

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whew, that's so......intense!? :lol2: :lol2:

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Specializes in ICU,CVICU.

:rotfl: :roll

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hehehe...that was quite humorous...well speaking of that, my classmates's mother is a doctor, she is currently taking a 2-year nursing course at some other school here in davao...to think that they're very rich, they have their own family business aside from their jobs...each family member has a car...including my classmate, and its noty just a car, its a chevy...,they live in a a very exclusive subdivision, and hello! im talking about here in the philippines, a 3rd world country so that means they're super wealthy...so um...i was just thinking what the hell was she studying nursing for!? come on lets not be hypocrites arent we all studying nursing because we believe we could be rich here?...well of course that's just a part of the reason, we filipino student nurses have the compassion too..., well maybe she just found her calling at a very late time....? so what's my point? nothin just talking...peace out!:nuke:

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