January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • 3
      Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?
    • 19
      She said her husband was a dog...
    • 60
      Someone called for a 'Lab' report?
    • 9
      I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!
    • 26
      You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    • 11
      She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
    • 16
      The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!
    • 7
      Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

125 members have participated

simplyebere

simplyebere

15 Posts

My water broke already!

simplyebere

simplyebere

15 Posts

Will mine be this long?

simplyebere

simplyebere

15 Posts

Midwife to new nurse:

"We do humans! Strictly humans!

simplyebere

simplyebere

15 Posts

Midwife:

She's got a hell of long butt hair. Green nurse, get me the dog!

2 minutes later

"What?! I mean the dog forceps not the dog animal!"

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danilynne1986

danilynne1986

5 Posts

The patient feels the dog may be more qualified........

simplyebere

simplyebere

15 Posts

Is this her next of kin? I'm done!

ebaldwin1

ebaldwin1

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

L&D patient *Now you can let the good-for-nothing dog that is sitting in waiting room come in.*

Student Nurse Tech *HR said excellent "Customer Service" is what matters...Here you go!*

cosborn44

cosborn44

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

You are a nurse.....you can do ANYTHING!!!

movasim555

movasim555

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

My doge is want to see the new baby.

nurse lala, BSN, RN

Specializes in Psych. Violence & Suicide prevention.. Has 44 years experience. 110 Posts

Her husband insists the veterans support dog will deliver.

nurse lala, BSN, RN

Specializes in Psych. Violence & Suicide prevention.. Has 44 years experience. 110 Posts

Groan

nurse_meow

nurse_meow

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

They wanted the whole family to be present.