January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • 3
      Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?
    • 19
      She said her husband was a dog...
    • 60
      Someone called for a 'Lab' report?
    • 9
      I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!
    • 26
      You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    • 11
      She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
    • 16
      The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!
    • 7
      Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

125 members have participated

sdsd94

sdsd94

17 Posts

"Screwed the Pooch!"

justme1982

justme1982, ADN, BSN

Specializes in Veteran's Health Affairs, ED nurse, Med Surg, LTC. Has 9 years experience. 16 Posts

I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!

NurseBDNP

NurseBDNP

6 Posts

Here's Lucy....she can show you how it's done.

Kayauhs

Kayauhs

101 Posts

"We ran out of essential oils..."

favefutureRN

favefutureRN

Has 1 years experience. 29 Posts

Excuse me, nurse my baby pooped, could you clean her off?

KevinKee

KevinKee

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

MIDWIFE: We need to talk to her husband now.

MMdaCaravaggio

MMdaCaravaggio

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

Yes, this is room K9, but I don't care if he's "one of the family", you'll have to take him to a canine school if you want him to learn how to fetch.

sch19

sch19

10 Posts

"Oh... I thought she asked for a pawternity test."

sch19

sch19

10 Posts

"We're very busy in here. Please stop hounding us."

sch19

sch19

10 Posts

"Sorry ma'am, we can't let the dog in here. Labor is already rough, let's not make it any ruffer."

sch19

sch19

10 Posts

"Ohhh, you needed the patient's labs..."

Haniashmom

Haniashmom

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

I thought this was the mutt-ernity ward!