Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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Psych nurse action figure ?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Jacob just sent this to me. He believes he needs an antianxiety for all the stress in his new job. Or possibly, an anticholinergic, for all the antipsychotics he's on.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Jacob just sent this to me. He believes he needs an antianxiety for all the stress in his new job. Or possibly, an anticholinergic, for all the antipsychotics he's on.

I think a regimen of rectal depakote would "straighten" him right out.

I think a regimen of rectal depakote would "straighten" him right out.

...and you're just the nurse to administer it!

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
...and you're just the nurse to administer it!

With these arthritic knuckles of mine, this may be a little uncomfortable but it'll make you feel better.

With these arthritic knuckles of mine, this may be a little uncomfortable but it'll make you feel better.

:blink:

Do you buy him a drink first? Poor Jacob!

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
:blink:

Do you buy him a drink first? Poor Jacob!

Maybe some guided imagery

Maybe some guided imagery

*spit take*

:roflmao:

Hahhahahaaaaa!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

A recent conversation with an agency RN:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
A recent conversation with an agency RN:

"here's your sign..."

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
OldDude said:
"here's your sign..."

And who gets assigned the midnight shift:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
And who gets assigned the midnight shift:

Didn't you see "Weekend at Bernies?" You can do this!!

Didn't you see "Weekend at Bernies?" You can do this!!

Bernie did have a moustache...

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