Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

[Davey Do]

Psych nurse action figure ?

[Farawyn]

I'm pretty sure I see a mermaid in the top of that palm tree.

That's subliminal bro stuff between you and Davey.

Or you are high.

[OldDude]

That's subliminal bro stuff between you and Davey.

Or you are high.

Not high this morning so we must share some kind of cosmic communication conduit, a "CCC" for the untrained in such areas.

[Farawyn]

I grow old … I grow old …

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves

Combing the white hair of the waves blown back

When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea

By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown

Till human voices wake us, and we drown.”

-T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

"Snap out of it!!!"

-Moonstruck

[OldDude]

I grow old … I grow old …

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves

Combing the white hair of the waves blown back

When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea

By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown

Till human voices wake us, and we drown.”

-T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

"Snap out of it!!!"

-Moonstruck

That's beautiful...just brings tears to my eyes. And that ending!! So romantic!!

[OldDude]

This one is a tear jerker too...

I had an old cat named Roy.

He was a good ol' boy.

He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,

Catch 'I'm a nice, fresh garter snake.

Bring 'I'm on back and then set in the grass,

Lookin' like he had 'I'm a green mustache.

Yeah, Roy was a good ol' boy.

'Til the dogs got 'im.

CW McCall

[Farawyn]

So, we touched on mermaids and mustaches.

And snakes and cats.

Davey should be pleased.

[Davey Do]

Meanwhile, back on the Psych Unit...

[Davey Do]

Most concerns regarding the safety of Psych Patients can be dealt with internally with the aid of our Superiors:

[OldDude]

Most concerns regarding the safety of Psych Patients can be dealt with internally with the aid of our Superiors:

This is an excellent idea. Not only is it easily accessible and available 24/7 it gives the patients autonomy and control over their treatment plan and it provides for an immediate discharge from the facility after only one treatment.

[Farawyn]

Jacob seems a bit lost.

For a Rockstar.

[Davey Do]

I stopped watching commercial TV about 20 years ago. But one thing I do a couple of times a year, while on vacation, is to allow myself to watch commercial TV.

One show I watched 20 years ago, which is still running, is called "Law and Order".

It's still a pretty good show, but it had me saying, "Yeah. Right." a couple of times.

Like the one episode where the entire force of Detectives and Lawyers where all involved in locating the Man who had sex with, and impregnated, a 22 year old Female with Down's Syndrome.

I was surprised the SWAT team wasn't involved. It was a little overkill.

But "Law and Order" balanced the scales in another episode with a little "underkill".

In the other episode, a Woman was accused of murdering some Men because she feared for the life of her son. The Lawyers found out the Woman had murdered one victim before her Son was adopted, so she was going to be found guilty of murder.

While awaiting for the court session, the Woman hung herself in her jail cell with one of her stockings. One of the two Police Officers stated, "We just left her for a few minutes" while the Woman hung there. Everybody was calm. The Police Officers left the Lawyers standing around discussing possible rationales for this outcome.

The scene pretty much played out liked this:

[Davey Do]

In and around Anomaly Illinois there are signs posted at city limits that boldly state "POLICE IN THIS TOWN ARREST DRUNK DRIVERS !"

I did a Google search and did not find any similar signs.

So, perhaps Police in the city of New York, where "Law and Order" is set and filmed, there are signs that read: