Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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Psych nurse action figure ?

WHY would you want a female with brains to begin with? :blackalien::blackalien:

#doomed2Bsingle4life

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Well...At least Rooty didn't get written up for playing poker with a co-worker in the nursing station...:down::down::down:

Was it STRIP Poker?

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Davey Do said:

I can not connect to the internet, so I'm using my smartphone.

Last month, while working the floor on Gero psych, I had to take my turn sitting on a delusional one to one

She thought you were going to MARRY her? Or curry-comb her pony? Or prepare her for a very special job?

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
She thought you were going to MARRY her? Or curry-comb her pony? Or prepare her for a very special job?

Curry-combing her pony sounds like something I'd like to watch.

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Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Farawyn said:
#doomed2Bsingle4life

:roflmao: :roflmao: That's just a coincidence!!! ?

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Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Was it STRIP Poker?

Of course not!!!! Although it was my girlfriend I was playing with. :sneaky::sneaky:

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Specializes in Behavioral Health.
She thought you were going to MARRY her? Or curry-comb her pony? Or prepare her for a very special job?

I overheard something about putting lotion in a bucket.....

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Safety Coach RN said:
Well...At least Rooty didn't get written up for playing poker with a co-worker in the nursing station...
Safety Coach RN said:
Of course not!!!! Although it was my girlfriend I was playing with.

Why don't you go ahead and tell the whole story, Safety Coach?

And leave out no details, use actual names, places, and phone numbers!

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Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Davey Do said:
Why don't you go ahead and tell the whole story, Safety Coach?

And leave out no details, use actual names, places, and phone numbers!

Well, it all started on a pleasant Saturday morning around 0600, when I was going through the cabinets looking for some dice to play Yatzee with my girlfriend, Meesha Pulson. It was then my eyes lit up with glee as they gazed upon a glittering metal chest filled with poker chips! I grabbed those chips like I had just come across a centuries old sunken treasure! I quickly ran back the nursing station and we proceeded to play five card draw.

Of course, I was winning big as you know women don't have the logic or critical thinking skills to be good poker players.

It was about 15 minutes into the game when our beloved weekend supervisor Sapphire McStabback came into the nursing station.

Sapphire~ "Hey, are you guys playing cards?"

Me~"Yup, poker."

Sapphire then laughs and exits the nursing station.

5 days later I found myself in Shellie Bipolar's office, the head director....

I got written up for the first time in 35 years of work history for sub-par work performance. :no::no::no:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.

I got written up for the first time in 35 years of work history for sub-par work performance. :no::no::no:

Was this an experience that compelled you to evolve into Safety Coach...to prevent others from falling into the abyss of regret arising from similar lack in judgement by not inviting Sapphire to play?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

I am pleased to be in you guys' presence!

I truly laughed out loud several times at Safety Coach's retelling of a story I already knew . I love the names you gave to the women involved!

And the Old Dude's comeback was in par with his other ingenious ones.

I feel so close to you guys right now that I feel we have a true bromance happening.

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Can I watch?

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