Humorous Assistant's Evaluation Memo

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found

hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without

wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always

finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended

measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Charge Nurse

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Charge Nurse:

Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of her...

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LOVE IT!!!!

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Specializes in Med Tele, Gen Surgical.

Holy Moly, THAT is HI-LAR-EEEEE-OUS!:roflmao: Keeping for future use....

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Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
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Specializes in Peds PDN, Med-surg.

Lol how clever!

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Specializes in ER.

haven't seen that one for years, thanks for bringing it back!

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lol very very sneaky!

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