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Who had the FIRST louse?

So, what you're saying is when God created the earth, He created an elementary school, inhabited with lice, that wasn't recorded in the Bible and thus the genesis mechanism for the proliferation of head lice. Hmmm, interesting concept. You may be on to something!

Or, for those of us in public school, lice evolved from school cafeteria tater tots.

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Or, for those of us in public school, lice evolved from school cafeteria tater tots.

I ALMOST PEED MYSELF ahahaha

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So, what you're saying is when God created the earth, He created an elementary school, inhabited with lice, that wasn't recorded in the Bible and thus the genesis mechanism for the proliferation of head lice. Hmmm, interesting concept. You may be on to something

Please don't post your concept on the internet or Facebook. Parents will believe it, just like vaccines cause autism.

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