Grossing out my Hubby

[BadBird]

I must confess I don't know why I do this but whenever my husband and I have dinner I decide to share what I thought was funny or interesting and he considers gross, such as a patient with massive diarrhea, or a good GI bleed story. Why can't husbands see the humor that we do in such cases? You would think after so many years of sharing he would be used to it, I just can't seem to stop myself, mabey it is the funny faces he makes that cracks me up. Oh well, anyone else do this?

[JBudd, MSN]

My DH used to say I couldn't gross him out because he had worked in a funeral home for several years and helped pick up the pieces etc. So I just told him what I had done that night (NG with fecal matter returning), and from then on all I ever had to do was mention the conversation.

I really miss him.

[Sleepyeyes]

Originally posted by efiebke

Imagine a song about enemas.

Ted

:roll :roll

[Brownms46]

I have even had my kids to say MOM...PLEEZE! :rotfl:...I'm pretty bad about this...as I don't even realize I'm saying anything wrong...unless someone gives me that sick look...:rotfl:

[mario_ragucci]

Enema drops keep squirting through my spincter

But that doesn't mean my colon will soon be turning red

Diarhhea is not for me, because

I'm never gonna have a BM without a digital

So I just did me some talking to the nurse

And I said I didn't like the way he got things done

Sleeping on my am care

those

Enema squirts keep going through my colon they keep squirting

But there is one thing, I know

the C-diff there to greet me - won't defeat me

It won't be long till a comfort bath

steps up to greet me

[Ted]

Sleepyeyes, I wrote you a PM. Hope it will make you laugh!!

Enjoy!:)

Ted

[Sleepyeyes]

Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it.... :)

[Ted]

Originally posted by Sleepyeyes

Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it.... :)

Cool!

Happy Laughter, Sleepeyes!

Peace :)

Ted