Procrastination

[adrienurse]

I need a good smack from somebody PLEEZE!

Right now, I am SUPPOSED to be writing a critique of a qualitative research article. Lets list the things we can be doing instead of writing a paper for school: (come on, it'll be fun!)

1. Clean the bathtub

2. Do the dishes

3. Make pointless entrees on Allnurses.com

4. Look up the Kama Sutra on Google.

5. Cut your own hair while standing in front of the mirror (*I think it turned out NICE*)

6. Leave the house

7. Find some

8. Get some

9. Have some more

10. Organize and reorganize CD collection

11. Drink copious amounts of coffee.

12. Urinate repeatedly

13. Christmas Shopping

14. Manicure and pedicure

15. Change settings on computer

16. Find new screensaver

17. Three words: Travis Fimmel wallpaper.

[baseline]

109) Eat ice cream

110) Refer back to #99

[Sourdough]

111) Make a jug of martini's

112) Hit Wallmart to buy discount halloween candy

113) Now you can eat and drink

114) Stare out the window and watch the day go by

115) SLAP me too because my final assignment is due, and I am tired of dreaming about my first paycheck!!!

[MRed94]

100. Go to a chat room and see what is happening out there in the world.

101. Rearrange all the books in your cupboard that have to do with your nursing classes, gather up the ones intended for the burn pile.

102. Burn all the leaves you just raked up.

103. Weinie roast with marshmallows.

104. Write all those letters you have been meaning to.

105. Sit and pet the kitty.

106. Go and play catch with the dog, even though he won't ever bring it back to be thrown again.

Whatever number this is. All of us must have papers to write, and keeping up with our posts is very difficult! Great minds think alike!

[kittyw]

116) Add MRed94 to the math tutoring list. :chuckle

[CJStudent]

117) Write thank you notes from wedding gifts received 5 months ago

118) Take Halloween decorations down

119) Clean out back seat of car (anyone been living in their car?)

120) Take old polish off of toes

121) Take cat to vet

122) Arrange CD's in alphabetical order

123) Think of ways you will use "Quantitative Research" in your life ?!

124) Clean lint out of vaccum

125) Go through 3 foot pile of unread state newspapers and look for articles for assingment..

[baseline]

126) go to allnurses.com.....seems to be working for me this week-end!

[kittyw]

127) Sign up for clinical trials

[MRed94]

128. Pick lint out of belly button.

129. String said lint on trees for birds to make nests out of.

130. Write a letter to your Congressman objecting to using Quantitative Research in school.

131. Think of all the reasons marijuana should be legal.

132. Find a doctor who prescribes aerosol Ativan.

133. Think of all the ways you can clean the bathroom without actually going into it.

134. Rake the leaves into the house and light a bonfire in the living room......(living room needs cleaning anyhow.)

[baseline]

133. Think of all the ways you can clean the bathroom without actually going into it.

That is too funny!!!!

[MRed94]

Baseline,

You get my math skills up to date, and I will show you how I do it.......... :)