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i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our :) competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!

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Specializes in MICU for 4 years, now PICU for 3 years!.

what about something about sleep deprivation or anxiety r/t tests and clinicals.....

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Specializes in CV Surgery Step-down.

Where do I begin? You fill in the R/T and the AEB's!

Anxiety

Caregiver role strain

Confusion, Acute & Chronic!

Coping, ineffective

Coping, compromised family

Disuse syndrome, risk for (your partner could figure this one out)

Energy field, disturbed

Family processes: interrupted

Health Maintenance, risk for ineffective

Home Maintenance, impaired

Identity, disturbed personal

Knowledge, deficient

Memory, impaired

Nutrition, more or less than body requirements

Parenting, impaired

Role peformance, ineffective

Self-care deficit, feeding, bathing, hygiene,

Self-esteem, situational low

Sexual disfunction

Sleep deprivation

Sleep pattern, disturbed

Social isolation

Spiritual distress

I'm feeling a bit punchy tonight. I just did 25 drug cards and I'm silly!!!!:coollook: :coollook: :coollook:

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Our senior class T Shirts look like this:

The front says: WHO SHOT YOU?

The back says: _______ University Senior Nursing Student...

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Specializes in LDRP.

Sexual dysfunction r/t falling asleep with books while studying AEB a deprived husband

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Yesterday during class we were talking about cultural awareness in treatment planning and one of the things was wearing a garlic-like root around the neck to ward of sickness and i said "risk for vampire attacks"... then, in relation to our next exam my friend said "risk for freaking out". these are both pretty silly but they were funny at the time.

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Specializes in ED.
Sexual dysfunction r/t falling asleep with books while studying AEB a deprived husband

:rotfl: thats too funny

"Monetarly impaired related to excessive studying getting in the way of work as evidenced by student saying "Hey, can I bum money for coffee"

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i like self-care deficit. i like confusion, anxiety, etc, but i don't think i want other people to think we're caring for them while confused! :chuckle

or:

ms.t is a 29 year old nursing student with a history of stress and anxiety. she complains about lack of sleep in the recent past and presents with increased blood pressure, frazzled appearance and unattended roots. the priorty nursing intervention is .....

okay, maybe that's too long for a t-shirt.

i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our :) competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!
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and we could have ones for the kids and husbands too!

risk for imbalanced nutrition, less than requirements r/t husband's ability to operate the stove.

mine lives of campbells chunky soup.

i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our :) competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!
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