When God Made Nurses

  1. In Honor of Nurses Day, I thought the following would be a great gift to my fellow posters on this site....A good friend of mine e mailed this to me...author is unknown.


    When the Lord made Nurses...
    He was in his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said " You're doing alot of fiddling around on this one."
    And the Lord said, " Have you read the specs on this order? "

    " A Nurse has to be able to help an injured person, breathe life into a dying person, give comfort to a family that has lost thier only child, and not wrinkle thier uniform.

    They have to be able to lift 3 times thier own weight, work 12 to 16 hours straight without missing a detail, and console a grieving mother as they are doing CPR on a baby they know will never breathe again...

    They have to be in top mental condition at all times, running on too-little sleep, black coffe and half-eaten meals. And they have to have six pairs of hands. "

    The Angel shook her head slowly and said,
    " six pairs of hands..no way"
    "It's not the hands that are causing me the problems," said the Lord, " It's the two pairs of eyes a Nurse has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
    The Lord nodded. " One pair that does quick glances while making note of any physical changes, and another pair of eyes that can look reassuringly at a bleeding patient and say,"You'll be all right, Ma'am." when they know it isn't so."
    "Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tommorrow."
    " I can't," said the Lord, " I already have a model that can talk to a 250 pound grieving family member whose child has been hit by a drunk driver...who, by the way, is in the next room uninjured..and also be able to feed a family of five on a Nurse's paycheck."
    The angel circled the model of the Nurse very slowly.
    "Can it think?" she asked. "You bet," said the Lord," It can tell you the symptons of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in its' sleep; intubate,defibrillate,medicate, and continue CPR nonstop unitl help arrives...and still keep its' sense of humor.
    This Nurse also has phenomenal personal control.They can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock thier door, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how nurses are insensitive and uncaring and are only doing a job."
    Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the nurse. " There's a leak." she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model."
    "That's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear."
    "What is the tear for?" asked the angel.
    "It's for bottled-up emotions, for patients they've tried in vain to save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a person's chance to survive, for life"
    "You're a genius" said the angel.
    The Lord looked somber...." I didn't put it there" He said.

    Happy Nurses Day everyone.......

    [ April 30, 2001: Message edited by: grnvillechick ]
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  3. by   essarge
    That was beautiful!! I sent a copy to the Dean of my school. Thanks!
  4. by   sherryleetns
    Thanks, I needed that.
  5. by   grnvillechick
    your welcome...I think this states the very essence of what we do as Nurses!!!!
  6. by   Robin61970
    This is wonderful...makes me glad that I chose this profession.........thank you
  7. by   moonshadeau
    thanks, that was awesome. It cheered me up to see that someone finally understands what we do.
  8. by   duckie
    Well said indeed. Brought tears to my eyes.
  9. by   Ellen in Ont
    Thank you. I am going to post this in our unit.
  10. by   grnvillechick
    Originally posted by Ellen in Ont:
    <STRONG>Thank you. I am going to post this in our unit. </STRONG>
    I think we should all do that for Nurses Week!!!