I had a patient last night postop about 2 weeks from extensive cardiac surgery. Was on a lot of pain meds on a chronic basis pre-op, so naturally is on a lot of opiates. And benzodiazepines. And antipsychotics. Precedex worked pretty well but we're trying to get this guy ready to transfer to the floor someday, so we're trying to get him on some kind of plan that will facilitate that.
So this guy is AAOx1-2 depending on the moment, delusional, picking at his chest tubes, arterial line, central line, foley. Not tugging, but definitely too close for my comfort.
This guy keeps almost falling asleep mid sentence because he's so tired from being in ICU and constantly awake for days on end. And just as soon as he drifts off, he startles himself back awake, freaks out, and we're back to square one.
I know if he could just get some sleep, it would do wonders for his mental status (among other things). He's already on basically every drug I can give him without killing him (including Seroquel now, but also dilaudid, oxycodone, ativan)
I had some mild success by turning the lights out, putting my calm voice on, pulling up a chair, and very calmly and quietly answering his questions, and basically shushing him to sleep like I would to a toddler.
My question is, what are your hacks for getting the delirious/demented/AMS patient to:
1. stop touching/picking at lines
2. go the EFF to sleep
when they won't even understand that their call bell is not a hamburger or that you just gave them a sip of water 5 minutes ago.