location of Allnurses Hospital???? - page 4

It came up in a thread earlier this week. Several of us have decided we want to open and work in an AllNurses Hospital. So, since this is a global site, where should we locate the facility and what... Read More

  1. by   Rustyhammer
    Inventiveness to infinity
  2. by   fedupnurse
    Inventiveness to infinity!!! Sounds like you have to rig stuff up and reuse stuff...Sounds like you need to be sent to the Island FAST. We should also have a Survivor type set up for the suits and docs. They piss us off even once they get vote off. Of course they will have to swim back to the mainland. Hope the sharks don't eat their own kind.
  3. by   LilgirlRN
    Copy-cat...I mean squirrel!!
  4. by   nell
    fedupnurse you are sooo funny . The mental pictures I get of the rejects having to swim back through sharks! You must have the same CEO as us; or maybe his twin. Ours doesn't even live in our part of the state (flys up from LA), so doesn't have to worry that one of his family members will ever be in our hospital.
  5. by   fedupnurse
    They are all from the same gene pool, You know, plankton then the next level down lawyers, next one down most doctors, next on down politicians and the bottom level of pond scum would have to be healthcare execs!
    I can do you one better. Shortlly after we had a long and bitter strike here our CEO had a minor MVA but turned out it was due to heart trouble. SO the Sate Police offer him a helicopter ride to our hospital. He declined and asked to be taken to the nearest hospital. Guess he knew about the frozen foley caths and rectal tubes waiting for him!
  6. by   fedupnurse
    Mary Dover had the original idea for this hospital so I say we vote her in as CEO!!!
  7. by   Sleepyeyes
    I want to have typed nurse's notes, so y'all can read my writing.

  8. by   LilgirlRN
    You just hit the mike neatly hidden in your lapel and start talking into the dictaphone. Just Like the docs, our notes will be transcribed by the medical records staff.
  9. by   DF-LPN
    lilgirl u just sold me!!!!! no hand written charting? now that would be HEAVEN!!!!!! :angel2:

    Primary nursing please, I hate going to work and find myself in a different place everynight.:angryfire If I'm working 3 days in a row, for petes sake leave in one spot so I can give consistent care....

    OH YEAH.....during playoffs, I get paid nights off so I can watch my WINGS!!!!!!!!!

  10. by   Mary Dover
    awww, fedup.....I just want to be a worker bee! But thanks anyway. Just make sure I'm on dayshift ok???
  11. by   fedupnurse
    Consider it done! 7-3, 8-4, 9-5? Want weeknds and holidays off too? Sorry but I'll have to ensure no one is ever floated from their area of specialty (never could understand why suits do that-would you go to a cardiologist for a pap smear???). Also, sorry, I know you're all not used to this, but there will be absolutely NO vacation denials. I know, I know, it'll be hard but we will all get used to it. Catered meals were brought up earlier. SOunds like a great idea to me. Oh, I almost forgot, there will be a special wing for health care executives not employed by Allnurses hospital, just in case they end up in one of our facilities. They will get the leftovers and their call bells will be answered by the housekeeprs who will feed them right after they finish washing the bathrooms. Politicians and Insurance Co exec will be housed there to.