location of Allnurses Hospital????

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It came up in a thread earlier this week. Several of us have decided we want to open and work in an AllNurses Hospital. So, since this is a global site, where should we locate the facility and what should the rules be regarding treatment of the nursing staff?

Wow! Patients will flock to Allnurses Hospital. It'll be a HUGE success all the way around. I certainly agree with it needing to be on it's own island without interference from govt. idiots. All of the absurdity perpetrated prior to/during a survey is a whole other subject!

Can I apply too?

I can't wait to see that slimebucket CEO I work for crawling up to the door of the Allnurses HQ begging for a job!!! I'm sorry you do not meet our criteria. Here you have to give a damn about the patient and not profit off of them. Ain't that the truth Lilgirl? Think of what services we could offer in our current jobs if we had the budget of the CEO's salary? It would be endless!

I also like the idea of the sateliitle branches. Perhaps one in each state or province. At least one in each country across the pond? We should consider a book Mother/baby. If it got published it would expose the current system for the profit based uncaring system that it is. The subtitle could be "don't kid yourself, this is non fiction!"

I'd be happy to contribute to a book!!!!

Specializes in ED staff.

I currently work in a Catholic institution, one of our core values is inventiveness to infinity...What core values would our own hospital have?

:confused: Inventiveness to infinity:confused:

Inventiveness to infinity!!! Sounds like you have to rig stuff up and reuse stuff...Sounds like you need to be sent to the Island FAST. We should also have a Survivor type set up for the suits and docs. They piss us off even once they get vote off. Of course they will have to swim back to the mainland. Hope the sharks don't eat their own kind.

Specializes in ED staff.

Copy-cat...I mean squirrel!!;)

fedupnurse you are sooo funny :lol2:. The mental pictures I get of the rejects having to swim back through sharks! You must have the same CEO as us; or maybe his twin. Ours doesn't even live in our part of the state (flys up from LA), so doesn't have to worry that one of his family members will ever be in our hospital.

Nell,

They are all from the same gene pool, You know, plankton then the next level down lawyers, next one down most doctors, next on down politicians and the bottom level of pond scum would have to be healthcare execs!

I can do you one better. Shortlly after we had a long and bitter strike here our CEO had a minor MVA but turned out it was due to heart trouble. SO the Sate Police offer him a helicopter ride to our hospital. He declined and asked to be taken to the nearest hospital. Guess he knew about the frozen foley caths and rectal tubes waiting for him!

Mary Dover had the original idea for this hospital so I say we vote her in as CEO!!!

I want to have typed nurse's notes, so y'all can read my writing.

:D

Specializes in ED staff.

You just hit the mike neatly hidden in your lapel and start talking into the dictaphone. Just Like the docs, our notes will be transcribed by the medical records staff. :)

lilgirl u just sold me!!!!! no hand written charting? now that would be HEAVEN!!!!!!

Primary nursing please, I hate going to work and find myself in a different place everynight.:angryfire If I'm working 3 days in a row, for petes sake leave in one spot so I can give consistent care....

OH YEAH.....during playoffs, I get paid nights off so I can watch my WINGS!!!!!!!!!

Dee

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