After a long dayshift, finding out I didn't get the promotion (OK, but at least I tried) I was hoofing it through the lobby since the city bus was about to leave. I walked briskly and all of the sudden, a visitor with a big group of people with him jumps out at me and goes "Watch out for that dry spot!" I was startled and stopped suddenly, nearly causing a pile-up from other people walking out at 19:45. He laughed and laughed with his family, who also cracked up.
Seriously people?!?