Grossing out my Hubby - page 2
I must confess I don't know why I do this but whenever my husband and I have dinner I decide to share what I thought was funny or interesting and he considers gross, such as a patient with massive... Read More
Jun 13, '02Joined: Dec '01; Posts: 3,165; Likes: 59Originally posted by efiebke
Imagine a song about enemas.
TedLast edit by Sleepyeyes on Jun 14, '02
Jun 13, '02Occupation: Enterprise Application Systems Analyst Specialty: 27 year(s) of experience in Everything except surgery ; Joined: Mar '01; Posts: 5,601; Likes: 174I have even had my kids to say MOM...PLEEZE! ...I'm pretty bad about this...as I don't even realize I'm saying anything wrong...unless someone gives me that sick look...
Jun 15, '02Joined: Jan '02; Posts: 1,614; Likes: 2Enema drops keep squirting through my spincter
But that doesn't mean my colon will soon be turning red
Diarhhea is not for me, because
I'm never gonna have a BM without a digital
So I just did me some talking to the nurse
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleeping on my am care
Enema squirts keep going through my colon they keep squirting
But there is one thing, I know
the C-diff there to greet me - won't defeat me
It won't be long till a comfort bath
steps up to greet me
Jun 15, '02Joined: May '01; Posts: 12,088; Likes: 15,951Sleepyeyes, I wrote you a PM. Hope it will make you laugh!!
Jun 15, '02Joined: May '01; Posts: 12,088; Likes: 15,951Originally posted by Sleepyeyes
Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it....
Happy Laughter, Sleepeyes!