Grossing out my Hubby - page 2

I must confess I don't know why I do this but whenever my husband and I have dinner I decide to share what I thought was funny or interesting and he considers gross, such as a patient with massive... Read More

  1. by   Sleepyeyes
    Originally posted by efiebke

    Imagine a song about enemas.
    :roll :roll
    Last edit by Sleepyeyes on Jun 14, '02
  2. by   Brownms46
    I have even had my kids to say MOM...PLEEZE! ...I'm pretty bad about I don't even realize I'm saying anything wrong...unless someone gives me that sick look...
  3. by   mario_ragucci
    Enema drops keep squirting through my spincter
    But that doesn't mean my colon will soon be turning red
    Diarhhea is not for me, because
    I'm never gonna have a BM without a digital

    So I just did me some talking to the nurse
    And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
    Sleeping on my am care
    Enema squirts keep going through my colon they keep squirting

    But there is one thing, I know
    the C-diff there to greet me - won't defeat me
    It won't be long till a comfort bath
    steps up to greet me
  4. by   Ted
    Sleepyeyes, I wrote you a PM. Hope it will make you laugh!!


  5. by   Sleepyeyes
    Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it....
  6. by   Ted
    Originally posted by Sleepyeyes
    Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it....

    Happy Laughter, Sleepeyes!