Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

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With both the patient and the nurse having shocked looks on their faces, it's a hilarious mystery behind what's going on in today's photo. Provide a caption for this National Nurses Week photo and you'll be entered to win a $250 Gift Card from allnurses.com!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016

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"Don't move! I'll get the lube and page G.I...."

Patient: " Help! Nurse, there is something penetrating my rectum!"

Nurse: " Ooooo you found my pen!"

Specializes in Critical Care- Neuro/Surgical.

So sorry! I thought your chart said "Mr" !

Patient: "That hurts! I need my dilaudid!!"

Nurse: "I haven't even touched you and that is NOT where your drinking straw goes! Oh no!!!"

Every time!!!!

"I promise you, it's only a little catheter", said his wife, the nurse.

After a colonoscopy..

Nurse: Oh! I need a bed pan stat!

Patient: I can't make it stop! How embarrassing! *passes gas and loose stool x3..

"I will add penile implant to your medical record now, so the next nurse does not get the same surprise".

Patient: I just dropped my phone in the bedpan.

Nurse: OHHH Ill get some gloves

Patient: "Why is my nurse the one I divorced years ago"

Nurse: "Mr.patient, I am your nurse here, not your ex-wife."

Nurse: Oh my, you're going to go blind if you keep that up

Patient: Please don't tell!!

"Wilbur , I told you we should have gone to the ER sooner when the effects of that "little blue pill" didn't wear off !"

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