Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

[FranEMTnurse]

A few years ago, I was on the phone with a person from the local lumber company. having in mind to ask if they had any tar paper. But instead, toilet paper slipped out.

That remark started the person on the other end's funnybone. In response to my question, he yelled to the help, "Do we have any toilet paper? The lady on the phone wants to know." Then he said, "Yes we do, but it's rather coorifice. What grade would you like?"

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Doing a talk to tenth grade bio students.

I said "living orgasms" instead of "living organisms"

Did you get feedback from the students?

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Before we got married, I stopped by my boyfriends house on the way home after doing errands. As I walked into his apt. I said "I can't stay long; I have a bagful of cars outside" When I come home now he will sometimes ask me "Do you have a bagful of cars", by way of asking me if I need help bringing in the groceries. Also, one time when we were walking up the driveway and I noticed I was the one carrying all the stuff and he was just swinging those empty arms. I protested, wanting to say I wasn't a pack-mule, but it came out "What do you think I am, your tote-donkey?!!!?".......I've been getting teased about those remarks for 23 years. Well, tote-donkey's KIND OF close.....