this is too funny

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This was emailed to me, not sure who it happened to, but it's funny anyway

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny so, of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, but she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him

but he said no. I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and

I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you

did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have,

because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did

you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over

and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While

several people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his

pants up and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was

mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they

came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!! Another

old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over

to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing

all time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

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:D thanks for making me laugh
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great story!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Don't worry you can pay your son back when he is grown by telling that one to his new wife or boss which ever will cause the most embarrassment

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Kewl, you just made my day! I loved it; it reminded me of my kids doing embarrassing stuff when they were little-- I can finally laugh about some of them now. ROFL!!!!!!Thanks.

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Thanks. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I still have tears running down my cheeks.

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Thanks for the laugh!!! As they say out of the mouths of Babes!!!!

If we could all be so honest!!!!;)

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Kajama, I don't think I'd want to be THAT honest! LMAO

Kewl, Thanks "loads" for the laff! That was a good one!

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