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Orca has 25 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in Corrections, psychiatry, rehab, LTC.

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I once had a coworker who named her son Lemon (pronounced le-MON).

Working in the prison system you see some weird names too. I have seen a Precious, a Master, a Lawyer and a Senator. Also a Jairus (not sure where that one came from). No wonder they wound up doing time.

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Honestly I don't believe anyone is named shithead, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.

Not an urban legend!! I worked peds on an Air Force Base & we have these names.

Abcde (pronounced abcedy) mom was ****** when I said her middle name because I thought the computer made an error.

We have multiple families who's kids have the same first name.

Darius Jake

Darius Jack

Darius Mack

No joke really!! We hated it because their charts were always messed up.

We had an orangello and lemongello.

Ocean Breeze (first & middle)

Ppl are really psycho wish it was an urban legend!! Poor kids!!

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Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen. The last name makes it even better, but I wont post it. He is foreign, though I don't know which nationality.

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scceda has 6 years experience and specializes in LTC, OR.

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Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen. The last name makes it even better, but I wont post it. He is foreign, though I don't know which nationality.

Most likely he is Russian or Ukranian. I don't see anything wrong about this name as it is taken from the Bible (English version is Simon). Take care.

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Most likely he is Russian or Ukranian. I don't see anything wrong about this name as it is taken from the Bible (English version is Simon). Take care.

Ass is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "Ass"...

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scceda has 6 years experience and specializes in LTC, OR.

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Ass is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "Ass"...

Go ahead and do this if you like. I'm not really sure what do you mean by your reply. If you don't like foreign names, suck it up.

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scceda has 6 years experience and specializes in LTC, OR.

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Ass is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "Ass"...

So what?

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Oh, I DO like "foreign names"; in fact both my children have them! Just not the ones which denote bodily fluids, nether regions, or objectionable motions.:eek:

In the US "Semen" is not a kid's name. Sorry. But thanks for the SEMantics lesson!

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Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen.. .

...If you don't like foreign names, suck it up.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Ahhhh, hahaha. Your joke went right over my head. I get it now. Hilarious!

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Esme12 is a ASN, BSN, RN and specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

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Oh, I DO like "foreign names"; in fact both my children have them! Just not the ones which denote bodily fluids, nether regions, or objectionable motions.:eek:

In the US "Semen" is not a kid's name. Sorry. But thanks for the SEMantics lesson!

Semen Name Meaning - Ukrainian Boy Semen

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T-Bird78 has 6 years experience.

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Knew a girl names Marida--dad was Marvin, mom was Ida, put them together and get Marida.

Went to school with a Rainbow--in the late 80's, so you know she got teased for Rainbow Brite.

Mom worked with a Harry Pitts.

Sis has an in-law who emigrated, name was Horronomous Peter, but they had to Americanize it, so they renamed him Harry Peter.

Saw a name in the phone book of Richard Head. You know what the nickname for Richard is, right?

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My nephews half sister is named Winter Isis. Her sister is Hallow Eve Ghostly.

Poor kids.

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