FSCJ Fall 2010 ACCEPTED

[MLTinJAX]

Okay here we are!!!!!!

[JeweI]

You could get the dosage calc book and start studying all the info from the nursing tutor with that. She has about 10 documents for us to study the dosage calc, iv calc and med term. I ordered mine on amazon with the student account you get free 2 day shipping. All you need is you fscj email address.

[hjhd]

Is anyone else waiting to buy books? I am worried I am waiting too late, but I wanted to see what worksource said before I went and bought them and here I am stressing because I could be studying

You don't need them yet. Really you can do without the dosage calc book too if you print all of the materials from nursing tutor and study them and do the practice. You can even google concepts you're unsure about. I would wait to see if you can get Worksource! :)

[Gradin2]

I bought all the books except dosage calc, because I have heard from 3 or 4 people that they never used it, that the power points and notes were more helpful than the book. Hope they were right:^)

[Gradin2]

not only did they evaluate my transcript today, they posted all of my financial aid!! i am so happy. i FINALLY feel like i can relax and enjoy these last 2 weeks.

anyone in section 11 and 12 and in the intercoastal area? i'm so excited now!

That's awesome!!!

[ocdstacy]

I didnt buy the doseage book either,. the girl in the bookstore that helped is in rn program and she told me NO,, dont need it.

[MangoGirl]

Thought we could all use some laughs before the start of classes. Some are dumb but some are hilarious!

Redneck Medical Terms

Artery......................The study of paintings.

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.

Cat Scan.....................Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................A sheep dog.

Coma........................A punctuation mark.

D&C.........................Where Washington is.

Dilate......................To live long.

Enema.......................Not a friend.

Fester......................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................A small lie.

G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................I knew it.

Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative..............A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................Darn near killed him.

Secretion...................Hiding something

Seizure.....................Roman emperor.

Tablet......................A small table.

Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.......................More than one.

Urine.......................Opposite of you're out

Varicose....................Near

[BigTuna]

Did anyone else get an email offer from "FSCJ Refund Card"? It came to my FSCJ email address. It arrived shortly after I signed up for Amazon Student.

[be724]

Did anyone else get an email offer from "FSCJ Refund Card"? It came to my FSCJ email address. It arrived shortly after I signed up for Amazon Student.

I received an email about it. I called the business office and they said when you get the card, you either have to sign up for the prepaid credit card or set up a new direct deposit for your financial aid disbursement. Your old direct deposit, if you had it, is null and void.

[BigTuna]

I received an email about it. I called the business office and they said when you get the card, you either have to sign up for the prepaid credit card or set up a new direct deposit for your financial aid disbursement. Your old direct deposit, if you had it, is null and void.

I do not have financial aid. I have never been to the Financial Aid office. I have never signed up for it (online or otherwise).

[mydream77]

I know I am late in the game, but after 3 tries applying I finally got the phone call from Mrs.****** *****today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can't wait!!So excited and so scared.

[meltnpointofwax]

I know I am late in the game, but after 3 tries applying I finally got the phone call from Mrs.****** ***** today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can't wait!!So excited and so scared.

congratulations!!!

[meltnpointofwax]

Did anyone else get an email offer from "FSCJ Refund Card"? It came to my FSCJ email address. It arrived shortly after I signed up for Amazon Student.

why the sad face? this is a good thing right? i got the email too, i think it means we're getting financial aid money back to live off of!