Free boob job hiring perk for nurses

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Wow....just wow. :icon_roll

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Hey, whatevah works. Can't say I wouldn't take a job like that.

LOL @ "fully staffed" and "interest in working here is huge." (I'm such a dork.)

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Specializes in ER and Home Health.

Sorry, mine are just fine the way they are. However there is nothing wrong with their program as I see it.

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Now if it was free liposuction than it would sound better to me LOL

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I saw this a while back. I thought, hmm maybe free lipo, tummy tuck, tightening, but leave them boobs alone. And then, heck I look like this why would they hire me in the first place???????

On a side note, anyone have older patients with boob jobs? I can only tell you it is just bizzarre to do an EKG on someone who is 80 and has WAAAYYY perkier boobies than me.

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Specializes in Hospice, Rehab.
I saw this a while back. I thought, hmm maybe free lipo, tummy tuck, tightening, but leave them boobs alone. And then, heck I look like this why would they hire me in the first place???????

On a side note, anyone have older patients with boob jobs? I can only tell you it is just bizzarre to do an EKG on someone who is 80 and has WAAAYYY perkier boobies than me.

Referencing ElderBoob™: I was doing an ICU rotation with a 70 something woman on a vent. Very sad circumstances, but it's hard to ignore how...ummmm... PRESENT the implants were. As a student, my only question was, "did they interfere with the resuscitation effort?"

As for me, I'm not in the market for a boob job just yet; my nipples haven't recovered from nursing school.

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Now if it was free liposuction than it would sound better to me LOL

I'm sure many would agree!

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Free reductions. That would get me and my aching back to Prague.

That headline is a bit salacious, no? They offer whatever cosmetic plastic surgery to nurses, docs, and secretaries, and the headline tells of "free boob jobs for nurses" so images of sexy busty nurses dance in our heads. Whatever bumps up your page hits...

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

Wow!Now that is Desperate but it works... :p

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Referencing ElderBoob™: I was doing an ICU rotation with a 70 something woman on a vent. Very sad circumstances, but it's hard to ignore how...ummmm... PRESENT the implants were. As a student, my only question was, "did they interfere with the resuscitation effort?"

As for me, I'm not in the market for a boob job just yet; my nipples haven't recovered from nursing school.

Okay I'll um...bite...why have your nipples not recovered from nursing school?????

I'm about to hit third semester and I'm not just curious - I'm scared!:eek:

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

You mean I could have gotten them for free for doing what I do anyway?

Rats.

ha ha ha

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