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Farkinott has 22 years experience as a RN and specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited

to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume

to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a

fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.

The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head

and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just

emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note that says:

Dear Sir,

Sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit.

The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your

bald head you will really look the part.

Now the man is really annoyed since they

have gone from emphasising his wooden leg

to emphasising his bald head and he writes the

company a really rude letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note that reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup

treacle. Pour the tin of golden syrup treacle

over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up

your butt and go as a toffee apple.

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suzy253 is a RN and specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

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:rotfl: :rotfl: That's funny! Thanks for the smile this early morning!

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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OMG... now that was just tooooooooooooooooo good ! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Rolling on the floor laughing here, tears streaming down my cheeks. Every time I think of it, I burst out anew !

That was great... simply the BEST ! Now that's MY kind of humour !!!

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suzy253 is a RN and specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

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cheer up jnette! :rotfl:

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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cheer up jnette! :rotfl:

I'm STILL laughing !!! Was just out in the kitchen washing up a few dishes and I thought of that joke and just broke out laughing AGAIN ! :lol2:

I simply love that kind of sick humour... and just try to visualize the look on that man's face when he receives this last reply.... :eek: :( :rotfl:

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suzy253 is a RN and specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

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yeah...me too. Love this kind of humor as well.

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Havin' A Party! has 10 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

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Not bad, Farky!

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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Not bad, Farky!

Hey ! He LIKED it !!! Mikey LIKES it !!! :rotfl:

Um... sure it wasn't to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG for you? ;) :chuckle

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Havin' A Party! has 10 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

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Hey ! He LIKED it !!! Mikey LIKES it !!! :rotfl:

Um... sure it wasn't to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG for you? ;) :chuckle

Oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :)

You got me bad with that one.

But, again, the more you crack me up the truer my assessment of you. :)

(P.S. Awaiting your responses to a couple of posts on other threads.)

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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Oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :)

You got me bad with that one.

But, again, the more you crack me up the truer my assessment of you. :)

(P.S. Awaiting your responses to a couple of posts on other threads.)

Huh? Which posts? :uhoh21:

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Dug that one :rotfl: :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Havin' A Party! has 10 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

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Huh? Which posts? :uhoh21:

Check out "46 Things Women Can't Do" and "Why You Should Never Post Your Picture ..."

Sharp as you are, how the heck did ya miss these??? :)

OK, now I'm really looking forward to something good!

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