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ok so we had this patient, and the general concensus is, they are a little whacked out! :eek: along with the family i might add! well we were awaiting a call back from the patients pmd (primary... Read More

  1. by   Amy ER Nurse
    We had an ER doc once that loved to play jokes. He would squirt KY jelly down your back, put it on the phone receiver and then ask you to call a doc for him, etc. Once he took a GC swab and stuck it in a kiwi fruit and sent it to the lab!!
  2. by   Amy ER Nurse
    Oh yeah, the same doc told a patient and her husband that the next time they put a PEELED BANANA in her vagina then can't get it out, for her to squat down and let him get a staw and have a "milkshake"! GROSS!!!! They thought it was funny and laughed it off
  3. by   CEN35

  4. by   teeituptom
    Howdy Yall
    From deep in the heart of texas

    Im glad I missed that one

    keep it in the short grass yalll
  5. by   Amy ER Nurse
    We had a doc that I was assisting with a pelvic exam once, and he was bold enough to ask her "who is your barber?" upon noticing her "mohawk" trim down there! Same doc , different patient, he asked me if I noticed anything remarkable about the pt during a pelvic exam. I said no, he said "she is a natural blonde, you can count the # of times you will see that in a month!" I thought for sure we would get sued! Pt evidently didn't pay attn, they did not react to the comment.
  6. by   CATHYW
    That happened to me one time, too, Amy! The Doc was seemingly obsessed with sex, and was one of those people thta will get in your space to have a normal conversation. He was kind of geeky-looking, too. When he made the comment that she was "a natural blonde-her hair matches!" I thought I was going to stroke! I gave him a look, and he just laughed, pervert that he was! The patient, a Bioenviromental Scientist that we worked with often, gave a faint laugh. What a jerk he was!
  7. by   teeituptom
    Howdy Yall
    From deep in the heart of texas

    Im fortunate Cathy, being a male nurse and all, I never assist on ob gyn patients. However I do get the majority of the psychos and combative drunks. Being male, and 6 feet 2 inches and 230 lbs. Im jus a natural for those.

    keep it in the short grass yall
  8. by   Amy ER Nurse
    Kathy RN, I see you are from GA, so am I. Did your doc ever do jail time for not paying his alimony? We may be talking about the same doc!
  9. by   CATHYW
    No Amy. Not the same one. The doc I referred to was in FL. Sad to think there are more than 1 or 2 of those kind of Physicians practicing, isn't it? PM me and let me know where you work.

    Tom-watch your back dude. You know how predictably unpredictable those kinds of patients can be!
  10. by   CEN35
    you two are pretty funny! like there is only one corrupt doctor on this planet! not!

    just kidding you all!