Got any funny acronyms at your ER??? - page 7
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Feb 10, '05Quote from lapappeyWasn't there a whole thread about this? Some people thought it was disrespectful, some people thought it was practical.
We do it if it sounds pretty darn likely we'll need it. It's actually turned into sort of a good luck charm for the pt - if we put it down, they'll get a perfusing rhythm back to spite us.
Feb 10, '05Quote from ERNurse752We ER nurses...We do it if it sounds pretty darn likely we'll need it. It's actually turned into sort of a good luck charm for the pt - if we put it down, they'll get a perfusing rhythm back to spite us.
We are a superstitious bunch!!!
Just like the "Q" word...
hee hee hee
Feb 10, '05Quote from HeartmanNURSING HOMES..NOBODY IN MY FAMILY WILL EVER BE IN ONE.....Regarding the little old nursing home pt. that upon arrival is confused, disoriented, tachycardic, hypotensive, and not making any urine.
After rehydration with about 3 liters normal saline, he wakes up and asks "Hey, where's my cigarettes?"
IHBJAW - Instant Human Being Just Add Water :roll :chuckleLast edit by gwenith on Mar 16, '05 : Reason: removed link
Feb 11, '05TA = "theraputic assassination" as in:" her dad needs a TA", said of pregnant 12 yo.
"Positive suitcase sign" = There is an overnight case under the stetcher. Most dramatic example of it was a confused little old man who was brought in by his family at 11:30 pm on a friday night. After exam we went to the waiting area to explain that we couldn't find any acute problem with him. What do you know, vanishing family!
Feb 11, '05Quote from lapappeyWasn't there a whole thread about this? Some people thought it was disrespectful, some people thought it was practical.
we do this and think of it as either practical or to ward off evil spirits. :lol the bag is always then covered by another bed sheet so as to not offend the living and/or the families.
Feb 12, '05"Positive suitcase sign" = There is an overnight case under the stetcher. Most dramatic example of it was a confused little old man who was brought in by his family at 11:30 pm on a friday night. After exam we went to the waiting area to explain that we couldn't find any acute problem with him. What do you know, vanishing family![/QUOTE]
We call it Samsonite Syndrome. The 63 yo who just has to be admitted because she is sooo dizzy and sick/needs TLC. She brings in every piece of luggage she owns filled with every nightie and cosmetic she owns,
Feb 12, '05:redlight:
I am not sure if this one has made the site yet, but popular in EMS:
Raisin Shuffle: The relocation of old farts between departments or hospitals/nursing homes, often for non-emergent reasons.
Mar 4, '05Haven't seen this one posted here yet, probably because we never get to use it!
PFE = Patient Free Environment (for that VERY rare moment when we have no patients in the ED)...much safer than using that Q word!
Mar 4, '05Or one that recently became popular here (used it before when in the Marines).
BOHICA- Bend Over Here It Comes Again
Mar 4, '05How about ALD-Acute Lortab Deficiency, DIC-Dead in car
Always remember-CCS(can't cure stupid)
Mar 6, '05Funny, no matter where you are an ER Nurse...the sayings are universal!!
DED...Dead, Extremely Dead (For those folks who have already shown signs of lividity!)
TMB...that's a favorite of ours...
OPM's..Oh's per minute...(or in our case Oye's per minute, we have a high Jewish and Spanish population...) we have alot of vocal patients that feel it necessary to let everyone in the ED that they are there and uncomfortable...
MBD My Baby Daddy
Drama Alert...People that throw themselves on the floor because they think it gets them seen faster
"Yes Doctor".. (we use this one for our interns)...means look jacka$$..you have been a doctor for 10 minutes and you are at the bottom of the food chain, I know what I am doing go bother someone else
PID shuffle...great one and a wonderful diagnostic tool
Saints Peter and Paul are dancing at the bedside = Circling the drain
WTL Went to the Light
Positive Dorito's Sign...That is for our 16-30 year old females w/abd pain complaints eating their snacks while you are triaging them.
30cc of whatever street your hospital is on...ie "That pt needs 30cc of Broad St." meaning they are wearing out their welcome and need to be discharged...
We once had a person try to hang themselves in our bathroom..not really funny at the time, but when we had our next staff meeting and our communication book was passed around, someone wrote in it.."Bungee jumping in the bathroom is suspended until further notice!"
Mar 15, '05HVLT = High Velocity Lead Therapy
DIC = Death Is Coming
FITH Syndrome = F#$@*& In The Head