eewww!!!

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Students at the LSU Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class

with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the

class by telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important

qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary that you not be

disgusted."

The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the

dead body, withdrew it and sucked his finger.

Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently took turns sticking

their fingers in the butt of the body and sucking their finger after

withdrawing it from the rectum. When everybody

was finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second

important quality is observation.

I stuck my middle finger in and sucked my index

finger. Pay attention people!!!!!"

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Specializes in MDS Coordinator, CWS.

OMG!!!!! This actually happens.:eek:

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

eeeeeeeyuckeepoo!!! That would have been my last day at that college. First of all, I would have told that doc "It may have been good for you, doc, but stupid I am NOT!" NO WAY would I have obeyed that stupid order! I can't believe the class did either. What a bunch of morons! :nono:

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

Wait a hot second here.........this IS the NURSING HUMOR THREAD........:rotfl: :rotfl: Suckered me in.......but only for a sec.........:lol2: :kiss

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LOL cheerfuldoer!!!

Sorry about that!

:roll :roll

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Specializes in LTC, ER, ICU,.
Originally posted by cheerfuldoer

Wait a hot second here.........this IS the NURSING HUMOR THREAD........:rotfl: :rotfl: Suckered me in.......but only for a sec.........:lol2: :kiss

:chuckle
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That story traces back to an actual lecturer at Edinburgh University in the late 19th century. His attention to detail was such that A. Conan Doyle based the character of Sherlock Holmes on him.

This factoid was gleaned from childhood memories of Edinburgh, and is not entirely reliable!

ps. in the original, it was a urine specimen the fickle finger was dipped into!

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OMG, really pays to pay attention ..lol.... :uhoh21: ;)

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