Does this remind you of anybody

The Snake and the Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an

orphaned bunny

And an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both

were blind from Birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the

snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over

the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite

a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't

mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where

I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I

am."

It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is

as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my

mother.

Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out

what you are so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the

snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with

soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a

soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious

excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all

over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well,

you're smooth and slippery and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and

no balls.....

I'd say you must be a team leader, supervisor or possibly

someone in senior management."