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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.
And crazy women. :mask:

Yep, trying to fly south of the crazy line, out of the Danger Zone

Oooo

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A hot woman can get away with pretty much anything with a dude like the presenter of that "lesson", chart be damned.

I know some beautiful women that men would never look at because she falls wrong on that chart, and every man thinks he's entitled to a unicorn.

What about that, guys??! Huh???

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Well Faraway, every guy wouldn't agree, but I learned a long time ago that unicorns are overrated... I'd much rather have a '7' who's smart than a '10' who's an airhead!

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Well Faraway, every guy wouldn't agree, but I learned a long time ago that unicorns are overrated... I'd much rather have a '7' who's smart than a '10' who's an airhead!

I have that Faraway look in my eyes...

People say that they'd rather have the 7. I don't believe it.

I do believe a 10 is in the eye of the beholder.

Men are more visual than women. Or is that a bold and incorrect statement?

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Well Faraway, every guy wouldn't agree, but I learned a long time ago that unicorns are overrated... I'd much rather have a '7' who's smart than a '10' who's an airhead!

Wait, a 7 on the Y or X axis?

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A hot woman can get away with pretty much anything with a dude like the presenter of that "lesson", chart be damned.

I know some beautiful women that men would never look at because she falls wrong on that chart, and every man thinks he's entitled to a unicorn.

What about that, guys??! Huh???

Unicorns are fictitious by definition ma'am.

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Unicorns are fictitious by definition ma'am.

And there lies the conundrum.

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And there lies the conundrum.

Ahhhh I saw what you did there :p

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*notices "brains" is not on the chubby instructor's scale*

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*notices "brains" is not on the chubby instructor's scale*

Intelligence and the Y axis measurement may correlate :p

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I have that Faraway look in my eyes...

People say that they'd rather have the 7. I don't believe it.

I do believe a 10 is in the eye of the beholder.

Men are more visual than women. Or is that a bold and incorrect statement?

My personal equation for attractiveness is as follows:

25% visually sexy as hell

50% intelligence

25% love for cats

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My personal equation for attractiveness is as follows:

25% visually sexy as hell

50% intelligence

25% love for cats

ManBoys need not apply.

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