COVID vaccine passport

[jive turkey]

VACCINATION CARD
Hello.
-Hi, table for two, please.
-Sure, and your name.
- Cailyn
-Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be?
-Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
-Um...
-And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?  Same for you and the kitchen staff. 
-Um...
-Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history. 
-Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-That would be great, thanks.  Make sure they have their vax card and medical records please.  

 

Stolen and passing along . 
 

[JadedCPN, BSN, RN]

The thing that doesn’t make this funny is there are many like you who truly think this way. 

[jive turkey]

36 minutes ago, JadedCPN said:

The thing that doesn’t make this funny is there are many like you who truly think this way. 

Think what way?

[JadedCPN, BSN, RN]

Just now, jive turkey said:

Think what way?

You posted this under “nursing humor.” I would go on a limb and say majority of people who believe in the vaccine and science wouldn’t find this very humorous, and that majority of people who would find this humorous are the same folks who don’t want to get the vaccine despite what science has shown. 

[jive turkey]

14 minutes ago, JadedCPN said:

You posted this under “nursing humor.” I would go on a limb and say majority of people who believe in the vaccine and science wouldn’t find this very humorous, and that majority of people who would find this humorous are the same folks who don’t want to get the vaccine despite what science has shown. 

So only jokes that appeal to people who believe in the vaccine are allowed here?

More importantly, the joke wasn't about getting the vaccine.  It was about a vaccine passport.

Come on over to the COVID threads if you'd like to debate further so this doesn't get shut down.  

[Davey Do]

 

 

 

I visited with my old buddy "Jed" last week at his motorcycle shop when he went into this crazy story, so I used it in my online newspaper.

 

[GrumpyRN, NP]

On 8/23/2021 at 7:30 PM, jive turkey said:

VACCINATION CARD
Hello.
-Hi, table for two, please.
-Sure, and your name.
- Cailyn
-Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be?
-Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
-Um...
-And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?  Same for you and the kitchen staff. 
-Um...
-Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history. 
-Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-That would be great, thanks.  Make sure they have their vax card and medical records please.  

 

Stolen and passing along . 
 

Seriously, there is not one part of that that is funny and under no stretch should it be included in "Nursing Humour." 

Do you care about anyone's health records at any other time - no of course you don't. But, in the middle of the largest pandemic the world has seen since 1918 you have decided to, try to "prove" a point. OK, will you take YOUR medical records to the restaurant with you?

[lilmiz, ASN, RN, EMT-P]

I found it funny, ironic and oddly prophetic…. Like it ??