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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded! "Suddenly, they hear this

bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" :eek: :chuckle

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:roll very cute!!!

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hehe...I needed that after the a** pounding I got at work last night! ;)

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Specializes in Critical Care.

I love it !!!!!!

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Howdy yall

from deep in the heat of texas

I will bet nurse nancy is blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doo wah ditty

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Specializes in correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER.

sounds like some of the people I work with

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What a riot! Can't wait to share with my coworkers.

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Very cute!!!:roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle

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JailRN, I have to agree with you there. And they all aren't blonde. The latest craze to hit the staff is to see who gets the better boob job. Who cares. One works in a jail situation. HUMMMM

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Originally posted by Enabled

[The latest craze to hit the staff is to see who gets the better boob job.

Hey, what's up with that, I just had a co-worker inform me that she was having her boobs done. I asked her if she had thought out the risks, and the what if's. She explained there was a new procedure where an incision was made and fluid was added or drained, depending on how "big" she wanted to be for that occasion or day.

:eek:

anyhow, another coworker had hers rejected and she pleaded with her not to do it. She showed her the scars and the damage not to mention the expense. but this other woman is determined. Does the staff where you work compare, exhibit them?:imbar . It would be an interesting poll to take on this board.

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Specializes in correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER.

Hey, you guys, watch that stuff about 'boob jobs'. I want one next christmas, I'd like get them off of my waist and back on my chest where they belong.

"You can tell a woman has hit middle age when her nipples meet her navel"__Mother Love

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Specializes in Hospice.

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

That was good......needed a laugh today.

And as far a boob jobs? I don't think I can afford it, just thinking about having my nipples pierced and hanging a chain from my ear lobes to my nipples.......instant lift.....:roll ouch!

Ok, kidding guys......

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