Murphy's Law of CNA's!

Nursing Students CNA/MA

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This is just for fun but I know CNA's can be very superstitious! Feel free to share your own Murphy's laws of being a CNA!

Say it's quiet and within 15 minutes you'll have 4 bed strips, 8 call lights going off, and 3 falls!

Your favorite residents will die but the one that kicks and spits at you will be around forever.

You say "Wow, I had such a good day, I got everything done!" and the charge nurse will come down the hall and ask why there isn't a bedspread on 313's bed.

That's all I got right now!

Specializes in LTC.

Yeah they always have to fart whenever their butt is facing you... never when you turn them the other way.

And people with leg braces and other things they have to wear every day are always the ones who end up having diarrhea down their leg.

Specializes in Float.
Yeah they always have to fart whenever their butt is facing you... never when you turn them the other way.

And people with leg braces and other things they have to wear every day are always the ones who end up having diarrhea down their leg.

:lol2: Sooooooo true! Had 1 this weekend w/ leg brace, the brace had poop on the side that she couldn't turn off of! Very ornary, alternated btwn cursing us & screaming. Talked mess the whole time. Took over 1hr!!!! lol

Had 2 farters today! That was hilarious cause wouldn't u know it, my face caught the brunt of it. lol thnxs fuzzy!:yeah:

We have one lady who is very particular about how her pericare is done. She's totally with it and has a whole bag of products for different things. One day I rolled her (fortunately towards me) and she farted. A whole cloud of powder poofed out :lol That totally cracked me up, I've never actually SEEN a fart before :D

Specializes in Float.

:rotfl: OMG!! HILARIOUS :hhmth:

ROFL!!!:lol::lol: Way too funny!

I never swear/curse when I'm working, but the moment I do there's my supervisor standing behind me!!!!!!! For crying out loud, every dang time that happens to me!!! The other day I had a major code brown and had gotten it all over my new shoes! I was in the hallway cleaning them up a bit and my friend asked me what I was doing and I said, "Oh, just cleaning the S*** off of my new shoes!" Lo and behold there was the DON standing right behind me. Good thing thing she has a sense of humor. She laughed and said, "Don't ya just hate when that happens!" PHEW!!!

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