This is just for fun but I know CNA's can be very superstitious! Feel free to share your own Murphy's laws of being a CNA!
Say it's quiet and within 15 minutes you'll have 4 bed strips, 8 call lights going off, and 3 falls!
Your favorite residents will die but the one that kicks and spits at you will be around forever.
You say "Wow, I had such a good day, I got everything done!" and the charge nurse will come down the hall and ask why there isn't a bedspread on 313's bed.
That's all I got right now!