Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

[Brian S.]

What is going on in this cartoon? Strap on your thinking cap, grab a cup of creative juice and bring the funny! Submit your caption in the comments below and you could win $250 from Jacksonville University in honor of National Nurses Week 2019.

[dumbnurse, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN]

'Whadda you mean, call respiratory therapy? That ain't no damn oxygen delivery mask"!

[AzNurse2217]

Day nurse giving report to eve nurse: “oh yeah he was totally sweet, shouldn’t give you any problems! No sign of sundowners!!!”

[NurseRita12]

Doctor: What do you think is going on with him?

Nurse: Looks like he may have killed someone. Should we call security?

Patient: Geez I’m gonna miss out on Trick or Treating tonight if the doc/nurse doesn’t hurry in to read my TB test for work tomorrow

*Patient is wearing a Halloween custome.

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[Colley]

He says he's having really bad gas.

[aharrisrn]

Be careful when you go into room 101, this dude looks really weird. He looks like a character from Friday the 13th. I cant fix stupid, but I can sedate it!! I wrote an order for Ativan 2 mg IV PRN q 2 hrs.

[Audreys6th]

He's starting a DIY surgery channel on Youtube. Tried to do his own appendectomy. Oh, and he thought any mask would due.

[rnbecky8085]

Since you are the new nurse on the floor, we thought this would be a perfect learning experience for you!

[Visa1220]

He says he's only been off of his meds for a few days and his next of kin is his mother, but she's missing;)

[dflowersrn]

Oh my! it's Edward scissor pants!

[OHSURN]

“Don’t ask about family medical history- that didn’t end well for his last nurse.”

[USPHS retired RN]

When you start to get his medical history, don’t ask him what brought you to the hospital today?

[NoctuRNal_UnicoRN, ASN, BSN]

"We didn't get a restraint renewal and the air occlusion alarm tipped him over the edge."