Babyshower

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

I am putting together a baby shower tomorrow, can you please tell me if this makes any sense to you? This is a candy bar guessing game that everyone guesses out loud to fill in the blank as I read it. THANKS

Shonna is pregnant. When she has the baby she is going to be an M-azing mother. When She gets the hospital bill in, she will be surprised because the bill is over 100 grand, when she was hoping it would only be ZERO. She is going to need many PAYDAYs in order for her not to be in a financial CRUNCH. If her SUGAR DADDY isn't her LIFESAVER, she will have to marry MR.GOODBAR and hopefully he's not a GOOBER. During labor, shonna will pray that the contractions aren't big WHOPPERS. She wants an epidural so she feels like she is on MARS watching the STARBURST. After the baby is born, everyone will SNICKER with excitement and watch shonna give the new SUGARBABY tons of KISSES. Everyone notices how the cute baby is a little CHUNKY.She will feel like she just ran a MARATHON down 5th AVENUE. For now on, shonna will have a tiny JELLY BELLY, but can still attract the BIG HUNKs, especially with her new found MOUNDS. The baby will say GOO GOO when she wants SMORE of her MILKY WAY. If Shonna can't breast feed she will have MILK DUDS. When BABY RUTH gets to crying all night, shonna will need to yell for OH HENRY to take over, and TAKE 5 for a FASTBREAK. Then she will sing lullabies and SYMPHONYS. If Shonna drops the baby she will have BUTTERFINGERS. After a few days of complete exhaustion, shonna will start referring to the baby as the WATCHAMACALLIT. If Shonna spills sugar on her self, she will be called a SUGARMAMA. After all the baby weight has come off, Shonna will need to go on a shopping SPREE for new clothes. After shonna names the baby it's initials could be M&M's.

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that was cute...did you make that up?

I have always preferred co-ed showers myself because I don't like the games and such. I would just rather have food, drink, lively conversation and gifts.

BUT everyone is different, and for anyone who likes games, your game would be cute.

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

Yes, I just made it up. My family too prefers co-ed, but this is a work related baby-shower. Thank you very much

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Specializes in OB, M/S, HH, Medical Imaging RN.
Yes, I just made it up. My family too prefers co-ed, but this is a work related baby-shower. Thank you very much

I went to a baby shower where they put different candy bars in diapers and 1/2 melted them in the microwave. The diapers were then passed around for everyone to smell and guess which candy bar it was. Gross but it was fun.

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Eww! That is funny! I'll have to remember that. Your fill in the blank is cute. Makes me want to run out to the 7-11. :lol2:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

I like the diaper-candy idea. Some of the stuff these youngans come out with does indeed look like it! LOL

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Awww that is too cute! Makes me kinda hungry reading it....:lol2:

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Yes, I just made it up. My family too prefers co-ed, but this is a work related baby-shower. Thank you very much

That was very creative! You did a good job!

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

The babyshower was wonderful. 99% of the candies were correctly guessed. It was really fun!!!

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