Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 17

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   TopazLover
    What, you only work 3 days a week? OK, so it is night shift. Big deal. Santa has us working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week. The seventh day we get to take the reindeer out for exercise. I get Tuesdays off. Any idea what it is like to motivate reindeer to fly after a long weekend?
  2. by   SoldierNurse22
    "No, I'm not sick. I said I was sick of Christmas, and here I am! Santa has no sense of humor."
  3. by   grpman
    "If you tell anyone we have big noses and unibrows, I'll have you on HIPAA's naughty list faster than you can say Merry Christmas!"
  4. by   Primadon22
    Are you elfing with me right now?
  5. by   sharonp30
    You complain about your uniform, at least you don't have to wear the hat anymore.
  6. by   KarmenB
    No, I am not hallucinating, Santa Claus IS my boss!
  7. by   KarmenB
    Oh come on! What do you mean there is no cure for Reindeeridous?
  8. by   g8sushma
    no you can not share this bed with me
  9. by   j8324
    "Overworked, but I do it for the people and I know exactly how you nurses feel"
  10. by   cienurse
    I hope you know that I'll be reporting this to Santa for his "naughty" list!
  11. by   Double-Helix
    In light of the holiday season, the pediatric patients decided to play a little prank on the over-worked staff.
  12. by   Mutaawe
    I was about to put a canula in my own vein..i found myself cleaning the area with a spirited cotton ball.
  13. by   Joe V
    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest