Win $100! February 2013 Caption Contest - page 9

Participate in our February 2013 Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you... Read More

  1. by   A&Ox6
    "All male staff to Unit 4!"
  2. by   caldwellwenda
    This won'T HURT ........much
  3. by   Double-Helix
    Upon hearing that his favorite Med/Surg nurse was transferring to pediatrics, Jim decided to show her what she was getting herself into.
  4. by   RegMurse12
    "After this guy I'm switching to pediatrics...they're less whiny"
  5. by   Glycerine82
    FINE! I'll put it in your arm!
  6. by   TuesdayMorning
    "Doctor Smith, if you bark orders at me ONE MORE TIME, I swear you're gonna get it!"
  7. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "The elusive patient is no match for the tenacious nurse, who zeroes in on her prey."
  8. by   Katieerin
    At least it's not a prostate exam!
  9. by   ezgreazin
    Keep running, it's a 32g insulin needle and your glucose is still HHH
  10. by   ezgreazin
    Pt ambulated to mother's lap, gait steady, diaphoretic, binkie placed PRN.
  11. by   jadelpn
    Ain't nobody got time for that
  12. by   cardiacrocks
    Sir, this is just a pen, let me show you it writes with ink, now come back so I can finish this discharge please.
  13. by   bluebeetle7
    My turn to stick it to you tonight!