November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 10

You Can Win $100! Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the $100 prize,... Read More

  1. by   wallflower96
    I'll show you how its done!
  2. by   Briancissy
    Hey you jive turkey!! White or dark meat??
  3. by   nseone
    Put that down, you could hurt someone!!!
  4. by   angelgirl4751
    "Google says this is the best scalpel to use"
  5. by   ddnmaise
    You wouldn't mind trimming down on my nose area as well would you
  6. by   ddnmaise
    Don't you think I need more anesthesia before you get started
  7. by   Future_Denise
    I'm a if you need me, I can help!
  8. by   Krk14
    "I brought my own. This is the best type of scalpel, according to my research on WebMD"
  9. by   DaveakaDavid
    Uh, yes sir, your lucky butter knife is very nice, but I'm so used to using a scalpel that I think I'll pass on the butter knife!
  10. by   DaveakaDavid
    I used vacation time to have this surgery, is it okay if I take a souvenir scalpel?
  11. by   maindrain
    If you touch me i will kill you
  12. by   maindrain
    What is this used for
  13. by   SamAngelo
    Uhm, Just in case my insurance will not cover the facility fees, you can use my kitchen knife for this procedure. Don't worry! It is well sharpened and my wife does the sterilization with a boiling water - 'it's safe!