November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

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You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.

"Google says this is the best scalpel to use"

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You wouldn't mind trimming down on my nose area as well would you

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Don't you think I need more anesthesia before you get started

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I'm a nurse...so if you need me, I can help!

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"I brought my own. This is the best type of scalpel, according to my research on WebMD"

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Uh, yes sir, your lucky butter knife is very nice, but I'm so used to using a scalpel that I think I'll pass on the butter knife!

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I used vacation time to have this surgery, is it okay if I take a souvenir scalpel?

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If you touch me i will kill you

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What is this used for

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical Nursing.

Uhm, Just in case my insurance will not cover the facility fees, you can use my kitchen knife for this procedure. Don't worry! It is well sharpened and my wife does the sterilization with a boiling water - 'it's safe!

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Announcing top captions on Monday - submit your caption today!!

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Yes !! Under the new healthcare law!!!

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