Jul 15, '16 (Updated: Aug 1, '16)
When landscapers become nurses...
They said we couldn't use razors anymore...
I just need to shave a few spots for the EKG patches.
I don't want to lose the hair on my chest.
Why yes I've done this before! Why do you ask?
Don't worry, I wiped it with a Sani-Cloth, it's safe now.
It's my first time with the new brand of equipment, but don't worry, I watched a YouTube tutorial!
Nurse: "Time to prep for surgery!" Patient: "But nurse, I'm here for a vasectomy!"
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