Cartoon Caption Contest – WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018 - page 4

Nurses Week Contest #2 Your luck just keeps getting better and so do your odds of winning! It's time for our second 2018 National Nurses Week Contest. Get creative with a caption for this wild and... Read More

  1. by   missbeccajenny
    You know what they say, April showers bring May pneumonia.
  2. by   missbeccajenny
    I said let me check your nose, not turn into a hose!
  3. by   janesRN
    When you handle countless contact precautions like a boss but one droplet precaution causes sheer panic!
  4. by   xoemmylouox
    I told you not to order the lunch "special" today.
  5. by   xoemmylouox
    Who gave my aspiration precautions patient a tray?!?!?
  6. by   Patience123
    They are Human Beings, Not Machines - Cover your cough
  7. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    First known diagnosis of ICD-10 - HDVR = "High Decibel Vocal Range" which shatters eyeglasses and eardrums of those in the vicinity.
  8. by   Elfriede
    Since his tuberculosis is open,
    he coughes much freer.
  9. by   AVB913
    "Could be worse.. It was coming out of BOTH ends yesterday!"
  10. by   missbeccajenny
    This is not what the fire department meant when they asked if the hospital had a working sprinkler system.
  11. by   missbeccajenny
    Forget the PPE, grab the umbrella!
  12. by   nursinglove30
    Incominnnnnnnggg!!!!! Quick, everyone take cover at the nurses station.
  13. by   Lynne69
    "Just Another Day In Precautionary Measures"