7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   bevyp
    Can you call the CNA, he needs a diaper change.
  2. by   elprup
    But the FDA said it was safe!!
  3. by   BundokSaint
    X-ray machine needs to be recalibrated again.
  4. by   debsmall
    Hey, Doc.....welcome to the weekend night shift! A bit of geodon IM usually does the trick, Shall I write a verbal?
  5. by   born2circulateRN
    Doctor...I understand that nurses are known to be super-humans and all, but you must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to attempt to start an IV on this one.
  6. by   nursefrances
    Hmmm, do you think he speaks Yoda? Your Nurse, I am, yessss? Sick, you are? Mmmmmm?
  7. by   DichloroacetateAl
    I swear it's the hospital food; there's something funky about it.
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    He got angry with me when I gave him the enema, but I ignored him and gave it to him anyway. Doctor's orders.
  9. by   jtaylor76
    I know he is an alien, but obamacare says everyone gets healthcare!
  10. by   AlexCNA
    Oh, rite. Today is Monday. I'll get the banana bag. You get the restraints.
  11. by   Judytuesday
    It's definately a Full Moon tonight!
  12. by   Motorin' Jo
    Hm, the antibiotics aren't working or this is my ex!?
  13. by   rpiatt
    Well, should we call Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?