A Shaving Mishap

[Pattiecake]

One day while shaving her armpits, Susan sneezed and accidentally lopped off her left nipple. The blood loss was phenomenal. She quickly bandaged herself up and rushed to the ER. She was seen immediately and asked if she had brought the missing part to be sewn back on. She said she never even thought about it, didn't know it was possible. The doc told her if someone could bring it in within the hour, it probably wouldn't be too late. She called her husband at work from the pay phone in the ER waiting room. Being too embarassed to go into detail in front of the other people in the waiting room, she said she would explain when he got there, and just to go home and get everything off the bathroom floor and bring it to the hospital ER. He arrived with a shopping bag about 0 minutes later. She grabbed it and pulled out the bathmat, the toilet brush and holder, a wad of toilet paper, the sink plug, but not what she was looking for. Frantic she said "are you sure there was nothing else?" He thought, then said,"Wll, there was a gumdrop, but I ate that."

[Ari RN, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That was too funny!

Thanks for sharing!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Audreyfay]

G R O S S !

[Nurseboy1]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wonder what flavor that gumdrop was???

[proudmommielpn]

Makes you appreciate that everything remains intact! LOL OUCH!

[Farkinott, RN]

VERY suspect that one. :uhoh21:

[stbernardclub]

EWWWWWWWWWWW......MEN WILL EAT ANYTHING:rotfl:

[nursebedlam]

:roll :roll :roll good one

[abundantjoy07, RN]

EEEEEWWWWW That is SOOOO GROSS!