A few basic questions

OMG really? Just look in your text? LOL!

I charge (cash only please) for doing your homework -LOL!:lol2:

In the time it took you to find this site, register and figure out how to post a question, you could have googled it.

No, I actually need to ask a nurse. Or an OBGYN.

No, I actually need to ask a nurse. Or an OBGYN.

Look, you have absolutely no way of knowing any of us actually are nurses, even if we say we are.

I am doing a college paper on prenatal care. There are a few questions I have that I was hoping could be answered.

Question: How do you follow the progress of a mother-to-be during her pregnancy?

Answer: Closely

Question: How do you determine a due date?

Answer: Customarily, 9 months after conception

Question: What common complications will medical professionals consider regarding their patients?

Answer: All of the common ones.

Question: How do you test for these complications?

Answer: With the appropriate test, of course.

Question: What lifestyle recommendations are made to ensure the health of baby and mother during the prenatal period?

Answer: Adequate food, water, and rest (Three hots and a cot).

Question: What are tetratogens and how do they affect mother and baby?

Answer: Tetratogens are 4 (tetra) Gaelic poets ("Togens" google it) and mother and baby usually love them, if they're Gaelic.

Never, but never, confuse a Tetratogen with a teratogen, it makes the little Gaelic poets very angry to be associated with something that causes birth defects.

Dear OP - I am very sorry, but I am having a hard time believing you are just supposed to get these answers from someone versus researching them. We have been burned before.

How about you look up the answers and I will confirm whether they are correct or not? As a compromise!

Screw all of you I am legitimately serious about this project. Our job is to interview an actual OBGYN or nurse, NOT to research the answers. I have seen other posts similar to mine where they recieve serious responses so I thought this would help me. Apparently not.

"Screw all of you"

Well that really makes me want to help. Show me the documentation (assignment) and I will give you all the answers.

Also, saying "screw all of you" is really not an effective technique to obtain cooperation. Just saying.........

here's a idea. how about going down to the actual hospital or to the county health department and finding some resources? Also, perhaps checking with a OBGYN office?

I find it hard to believe that you need to ask a specfic OBGYN nurse. also, if that is the case, don't you need to put name/info on your paper?