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    Jun 29, '12 by
    when you're out on a dinner engagement and someone is doing the universal sign of shocking, so you climb over tables and get to the patient in question to find out he was telling a joke :uhoh21:
  2. Jun 29, '12 by
    When you get texts asking what this drug is for and instead of telling them to google it themselves you look it up because you dont know and it is bugging you.
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    Jun 29, '12 by
    eating microwave popcorn out of a new bedpan is perfectly natural
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  4. Jul 2, '12 by
    Quote from gitanorn
    eating microwave popcorn out of a new bedpan is perfectly natural
    or an emesis basin
  5. Jul 2, '12 by
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
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  6. Jul 2, '12 by
    Quote from Mandychelle79
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
    Been there done that. It is so true.
  7. Jul 2, '12 by
    Quote from Mandychelle79
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
    It scares me because I can see the fear in his eyes. It is even worse when I say we need to take the kids to the ER/ Quick clinic, when I am home.
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    Jul 3, '12 by
    when you believe every patient needs tlc: thorazine, lorazepam and compazine
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  9. Jul 4, '12 by
    hhahahaha my boyfriend just yesterday came out of the bathroom (now mind you he has had a cold for a few days) shows me his tissue and says "hey J is my snot supposed to look like this...?"
  10. Jul 4, '12 by
    Quote from NurseJeeper
    You record the ventilator alarm and set it as your text alert, just to watch your friends that are nurses reactions when not at work.
    i may actually have to do this!
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