When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this

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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure this is the brand you get.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not

be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that

it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print

there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer

made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five

times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality

control at Johnson & Johnson.

Have a great day and remember, there is ALWAYS someone else with a job that is worse than your.

I do not know who wrote it but have said the

mantra more that once.

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Specializes in ICU.

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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Now THAT is funny!

Now I know NEVER to buy one of their thermometers, after all, Who wants a USED thermometer? LOL

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EWWWWW!! That's a Nass-tay image :p

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Cute and very funny...I will try that thursday after my meeting with my A.D.

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Funny!:roll

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:eek: :eek: :rotfl: :eek: :eek:
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Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

:roll :roll :roll :rotfl: :rotfl:

God, I feel so much better about my day, thanks!

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:roll

All condoms are also personally "tested".

(PS: I really think there needs to be a "vomit" on the smilies list)

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The doctor calls his patient and says he has bad news, and even worse news, he asks which one the pt wants first. The pt says he will take the bad news first, the doctor says he got his tests results back and the pt has less than 24 hrs to live. The pt asks what could be worse than that. The doctor says, "Well, I've been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday"

Now that's about as bad as it can get!!!!!!!

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Specializes in Mostly LTC, some acute and some ER,.

LOL! some days at work I'd almost rather stick something up my butt! Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if there is quality testing for vibrating you know what toys. I can just hear it now. "OHHHH ahhhh mmmmm ohhhhhh ehhhhh that one works"

Sorry, had to go there.

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Originally posted by FutureRN_Mandi

LOL! some days at work I'd almost rather stick something up my butt! Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if there is quality testing for vibrating you know what toys. I can just hear it now. "OHHHH ahhhh mmmmm ohhhhhh ehhhhh that one works"

Sorry, had to go there.

Make the day pass quicker wouldn't it.

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